Someone decided to take a nap in the guest bathroom tub overnight...and couldn't get out cause of his bum leg. I had to carry his heavy ass across...
Is it the morning? Egg-cellent.
I've tried and failed to find a gif of Franny in her sex helmet so many times now. I think we might be the only American Dad junkies on the forum!
The other day I was a stoplight, jamming to R.Kelly, getting my krump on...and looked over to see teen hooligans with their phones out. I assume...
This is my jam!
I actually don't mind when they drop while I'm eating cause I get in some multi-tasking.
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